Something Impressive

sadbisexual:

tryna cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth

(via my-life-lock-up)

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

(via my-life-lock-up)

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

Sugar is sweet

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

Sugar is sweet

(Source: niadil, via overallyattachedbanana)

con-ceal:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY

(via overallyattachedbanana)

I love my skin!

(Source: arthaemisia, via amoying)

metaknighty:

dicksplit:

Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

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(via zackisontumblr)

I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat

(Source: weirdeyecontact, via onlylolgifs)

waves-like-a-queen:

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

GOT BLOOD ON YOU AFTER BRUTALLY MURDERING SOMEONE? TAKE A SHOWER

(Source: xylemphone, via overallyattachedbanana)

nostalgicxxheart:

princeofbellehair:

tithegirl:

shiips:

apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

The owl is so menacing omg

reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

i can’t believe I’ve never seen this before omfg yes

Literally the highlight of my year

(Source: becausebirds, via overallyattachedbanana)